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Saturday, April 23, 2011

JGN MUNTAH lps BACA!!!!

post by::: ♥ºmY­­­¯hEaRt^miNd-sOuLº♥

_assalamualaikum_

Jam ku menunjukkan pukul 12.45pm..

Tiba - tiba...

"..i want to spend my time loving you, if that is all in life i ever do....."
Dan seiring dgn itu di screen telefon ku tertera 'Daddy Loves Mommy is calling....' Jemari runcingku laju meng'slide' kan punat 'ANSWER'......

"Hello, Dy......"
"Maa.. mane nih? Cpt la siap... Org dh ramai la... Lg 15minit nk kuar.. Hish maa nih.. Dy pulas tinga nak??"
"Jap jap.. Maa lam toilet nih.. sakit perut..."
"Adoi maa nih.. Ok dady tggu k? Luvya.. Muuahh..."
....

"alamak!! Lg 15minit!!! Arghhhh....." aku berckp seorang diri.. serentak dgn itu, langkah ku semakin laju menghampiri bilik di hujung dewan.....

lalalalalaa

korang hengat aku nk wat novel ke hapa? kakakaka.. itu MUKADIMAH je.. pjg x? kakaka.... Ok.. Jom masuk citer yg nk dipostkan! lalala.. Tp aku warning awal2.. jgn muntah HIJAU yerrrr lps baca!!!

Sambung balik..

Aku berdiri di depan cermin.... Baju pengantin lace berwarna putih dan berbunga maroon sgt terserlah di badan ku.... Mak andam bertungkus lumus touch up aku..... Hati ku berdebar-debar... Tiba2 daddy stg dan memegang tgnku.. Ajak aku keluar bilik...

"Ish maa. knp sejuk nih? Ala.. bersanding je la maa.. Kenapa nervous sgt nih.. Meh sini meh... Luvya..." seiring dgn itu, beliau mengucup dahiku...

Eh Eh eh... CUKUP!!!!

hehehe.. sebenarnya aku nk bukak topik kawen.. kakakaka...... Setiap ppuan kan slalu berangan utk wedding mereka.. same goes to me lol.... hahaha..

apa aku impikan utk wedding aku?? Owh... Caya x aku dh usha price sewa dewan kat DEWAN KOMUNITI TTDI.. dkt sket ngn umah mak.. hihihi.... Theme colour aku haruslah fav kaler aku! Maroon!! & putih.... N caya x aku ader berangan bnda2 nih ngn apis.. kakakka.. Mggu lps... Bertengkar gak la masing2 berebut nak maroon psl tuh our fav colour... Then aku ckp kat apis "eh daddy.. pe kata u amik Maroon + gold/ brown.. Cantek ape!!" dia pon.. "A'ah kan... pndai pandai.."

Lega aku......

Then pelamin xyah pening dah.. Sah2 bapak aku ader! Ape guna dia ader bisnes tuh kalu x di'apply' kat anak dia nih.. Abah selama nih main dgn 'fresh flower' je.. Sesuai sgt la ngn apa aku berangan!! Aku nak bunge putih smbil diselit warna merah.. N pelamin aku nk warna merah.. Baju aku warna putih bunga merah.. Sgt menyerlah la kan? hahhahhaha

Then katering.. x payah pk dah.... Tunang adek aku arituh cm best je.. coz byr 3/4 dr harga asal je.. haaaa..!! best kan? So dah save byk! Hahahaha..... Then aku pk utk baju je la kan..? Bunga telur x yah pk coz sepupu aku wat bisnes tuh.. wahhhhhhhhhhh.. Byk nye save!!!

Tapi yg pasti aku akan wt giler sket.. Aku suh adik aku bwk gitar coz aku nk nynyi waktu wedding aku. aku nk main gitar smbil nyanyi utk future husband.. hihihih.... N salah 1 hantaran akan ader CD2 yg aku rekod suara aku selama nih... Whoaaaaa.... KEK? Owh xyah pk!! Adik angkat aku reti wat! Dia pon keje hotel. Takat wat kek nih.. pejam mata je!! Wahhhhh.. Byk nye saveeeeee................

Eh dah dah.. Sok2 smbung lak.. bak g keje! lalallala...

Korang jgn gelak kat aku. Aku tgh feeling2 jiwang nih! hahahhaha


pOstEd bY::: ♥ Siti Norhumairah ♥ aT 10:06 PM 2 cOmmEnT
LaBeLs:::

Thursday, April 21, 2011

M.E.S.E.J

post by::: ♥ºmY­­­¯hEaRt^miNd-sOuLº♥

_assalamualaikum_

saya terima a 'letter' from _____..

"im so sorry.. muuahhh.. knp sy sgt takut? knp sy dijadikan sy? knp di abukan saya dan sy bukan dia? knp saya x sama? knp hny saya dpt mendengar suara dlm fikiran nih.. knp bukan dia? knp sy diciptakan utk merasa kesakitan ini.. apa salah saya? knp saya adalah sy? mata terpejam.. mengharapkan suara di dlm fikiran seseorg yg dpt menemani bila saya berbisik di dlm hati.... tapi hanya mimpi.... hanya saya.. seorang dlm kesunyian minda... berdiri di tengah kegelapan menunggu sesuatu.. yang hanya ilusi....

xtahu nk ckp perasaan ini.. daddy ilang pengangan terlalu lama.. daddy terlalu byk berfikir.. smpai melampaui batas... Maa.. tolong jadi cahaya.. Tlg jgn berhenti bercahaya.... Sebab perjalanan masih jauh....

hati nih sgt pedih... menangis dlm hati...

Maa...
cinta ini hanya satu.. hati ini hanya satu... Permintaan daddy cuma satu... Daddy merayu... Tlg cintai daddy sepenuh hati... Sebab satu nih je yg tinggal....

Maaf mlm nih daddy sgt beremosi.."

I LOVE YOU, MY LOVE.. MUUAHHHH....!
pOstEd bY::: ♥ Siti Norhumairah ♥ aT 9:47 AM 0 cOmmEnT
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

pisang panas : 1malaysia email...!!!!

post by::: ♥ºmY­­­¯hEaRt^miNd-sOuLº♥

_assalamualaikum_

holla to all my readers..... (ader ke? ahaks!!!)
hey, do u heard bout 50mil for 1Malaysia email project? Whoooa...... Our goverment will provide us an email address for official proposed to all Malaysia aged 18 and above (erkkk..........)

Our Pm annouced it yesterday at PICC. And again.. 1 Malaysia email acc which will cost TAXPAYERS 50mill.... Whoa.. Wat d HUGE figure huh? aiyooo.....

My kampung dont hv a 3G ntework.. We only hb GPRS network which is the average speed is <64kbps... And sometime we cannot access LOCAL website because of the traffic at my area.... Isk isk isk...... And we dont hv a PC... How come my parent want to use d email?? Any suggestion??

he also said that secure 1msia acc dat will allow direct & secure communication btween d public n d governmnt.. (is it nt secure if im using streamyx/ gmail email acc to email the govt?? wats d diffirence??)

Im just wondering.. Wat's d purposed for this bullsh*t email? Y do us need a NEW email acc when most who hv internet access already hv 1 or more email addresses.... and maybe he can consider dat many in the rural areas dnt even hv internet access n in some places nt even electric supply..... So... the qs is... WHO WILL BENEFIT MOST FROM THIS MYR50mill PROJECT?? hurmm......

Since we chge PM to PakLah, our costs of living doubled up instantly.. Now we chge it to Najib, AGAIN, it increase TRI-fold compared to d last of TUN DR.M time... (sigh....)

Can u pls STOP ALL this idiotic n unnessesary idea.... Its wasting our money!! 50mil is not 50cents lol... Y dont u spend it on other projec.. I know it will be nt an email only.. maybe with other plenty features.. but... We r happy to use FREE yahoo/ gmail mail rather than u guys spending on this stupid ideas..... I's rather put d MYR50mill into Education sector than this useless mails projects... If u want to gv us know some instant news or other important news.. we hv a lot if media access.... newspaper... TV.. Radio.. And i believe... Almost all malaysia do hv Radio/ TV ryte?? No need to waste d money for this nonsense idea.... hmm....

50mill.. Its quite HUGE amount..... Pls dont waste our money... Its totally stupid, idiot, brainless project initiated by some brainless pple for a corrupted country & community!!! And 4 sure.. a lot of personal detail will be closed then jeng jeng jeng.......... use the individual details to make HANTU VOTER.. hahahhaa........... Teeeetttttt.. Nice try Nice try!! Good jobs INSPECTOR SYAHAB!!! hahahhahaha.....

Surely i will gt 1 email ryte... wait!! let me think wat user name shud i use.. hurm.....
sucktherakyatdry@1malaysia.com
or
myemailisbeingmonitered@1malaysian.com
or
isthatu_ourstupiddeafpm@1maysian.com <---whoaaa... sounds good!! Ok dont steal this useename! Its mine.. kakkaka

Rakyat didahulukan pencapaian diutamakan shud be replaced with "MENTERI DIDAHULUKAN, POKET DIUTAMAKAN"...... lalallaa.....

Nota kaki kanan :
eyh, suddenly wondering about our PM
spend 20mil for BAIKI masjid at kampung
Baru.... Andd.. opsss.. Who gt the tender?
Owh our PM's brother.. N the lakaran
its FREE. So, i thinktrhe 20mill will go to
beli the BAHAN MENTAH like EMAS..
hahahhahahahhahaha.. wtf~!!! owh our money!
agak2 kalu tenat duet, ley gadai x?
pOstEd bY::: ♥ Siti Norhumairah ♥ aT 8:14 PM 0 cOmmEnT
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

2 girls 1 cup vid.....

post by::: ♥ºmY­­­¯hEaRt^miNd-sOuLº♥

_assalamualaikum_

In my life of 24 years I hv done lots of things dat caused me much shame. I hv hurt people. I hv lied. I hv cheated. And yes, stolen!

I'm sure all d guys know bout dis video, but whoever who doesn't, dis is from Wikipedia.

2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a scat-fetish pornographic film produced by MFX Media. The trailer features two women conducting themselves in fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns ostensibly consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths.

Yup. In short, 2 girls make out, 1 girl shits into a cup, they both eat the shit,n vomit into each other's mouth. Yuckksss.....

I've heard of it, but never watched it until dis morning when i asked nadia wat's kind of vid is that, and nadia asked me to watch it and she 'alert' me be prepared mental n physical!

I got to say, it's about THE most disgusting thing ever........... when i played dis video i was laughing but after 10 second i was like OMG!!! All I can say is “YUCK” AND "OMG"!!! I recommend u do not see it.

It scars me 4life I wish I didn't watch it.. i cant stop playing this fucking vid dr my head!!!!! i wish i'll hit by a car n lost my memory ( today's memory only) coz its really haunting & scars me 4life!!!!!

For those who want to watch this fucking holy shit maderfaker video... u can click this link :


nota kaki kanan:
THIS IS A WARN!!
To everybody out there who has not
seen 2 girls 1 cup. Don’t watch da
video juz after u ate too much ;)
pOstEd bY::: ♥ Siti Norhumairah ♥ aT 7:48 AM 0 cOmmEnT
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Friday, April 8, 2011

'ITS' killing me softly!!!

post by::: ♥ºmY­­­¯hEaRt^miNd-sOuLº♥

_assalamualaikum_

date & time : Apr 6, 2011 at 5:32 PM


Hye guys....

im at my office now.. OMG!!! Its a rainy day today.. Argghhhh!! Fcuk!
Damn sleepy!! Oh my dear boss, can i log out now, drive my car & goin
home??!! I miss my 'smelly' pillow and whity comforter!! Sobs Sobs
Sobs T_T

i hate working on rainy day!!!!!!!

HUH! Ok wat im doin to 'yakdushhh' the sleppy mode? Haaa.... Cucuk itu
earphone kat hp, sumbat telinga and bukak vid MADDI JANE... Listening
to the 'PRICE TAG' song! Sambil hangguk pale & playing PANGUIN games!
Kekekeke....

Mode : Gigih membina tower senjata utk membunuh penguin2 yg terkedek2
ini! Wahhhh!! Sgt khejam uolsss....!! Haruslah... DUNIA MMG X ADIL
sebenarnya! Kakakaka....

Oh god.. Im so bored.... Wat im so supposed to do now huh?

Playing games? DONE~
Listening to the music? DONE~
Singing a song like hell? DONE~
Watching clip vid? DONE~
Youtube? DONE~
Facebook'ing'? DONE~
Tagged? DONE~
Kacau my frens? DONE~
Kacau mr Boyfie? NOT DONE YET~ he's sleeping! xbaek!!!

Oh man.... 6hours to go~ Im in HELL!!! Owhhh.. PLsssssss...... I want
to go back homeeeeeeee!! Oh my hommie!!! Uwaaaaaaaa.......

wat i shud do now? Isk isk isk.. What im gonna eat for dinner?
Adoiiii...... i cant even think! isk isk isk... Is this a real life?
or its just a dream.. i cant feel myself....
owh ive an offer u guys over here... Tolong penampo saya!! bg cergas
pale otak nih! oh gosh! ngantokkkkk~!!!!!!!!

SLEEPY!!!! U R KILLING ME SOFTLY!!! Damn u!!

kondisi diri : GILA!
kondiri mental : MERENG!
pOstEd bY::: ♥ Siti Norhumairah ♥ aT 9:03 AM 0 cOmmEnT
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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Touch! Touch! Touch!

post by::: ♥ºmY­­­¯hEaRt^miNd-sOuLº♥

_assalamualaikum_

hye guys.... WOW!! dh lama x 'lepaking' kat blog nih..
ahaks! Quite busy with.... erkkk... erm... ahhhh.... hah tu la... bz la.... huh!

Hurm.. actually i'd spend a lot of my time surfing internet using my new phone.. huhuhu... Oleh hal yg demikian, haruslah jaeang ngadap lappy utk menge'surf' internet...

Hey i want to share 1story yg seriously makes me like i am an idiot yg plg teruk kat universe nih!!
i fren using BB BOLD2.. She just bought this phone for a few weeeks ago.. So.. a few days ago.. i meet her... at my office.. After we hv a very nice chit chat... i asked her "hey, tgk jap ur BB... Look nice.. How was it? User frenly ke x ea? Apis pon minat BB. I think i want to hv 1.. But i really dont really like BB... Ok ke pkai BB?" Gurl jwb, "Hello, Best sgt2 la akak.. Pkai la.. Ley BBM...." "Owh really? Ok.. Ley tgk BB ko x syg?" She said " YEAH!"

Hurm.... I pusing2 hp tuh tgk dpn blakang.. Nice! Erm... ok.. Suddenly i asked my fren "Oi, mana menu button...." "Nih la kak..........." "Owh, mana saya tahu............"
Ok baca betul2....... Lps tekan MENU button, sy pon nk scroll down.. nak tgk application apa lg yg ada....... Aku punya try utk scroll down smpai 5minit.. That time mmg menyumpah la.. Aku ckp dlm hati "Fuck la hp nih. Bapak payah nk scroll..... X scroll2 pon dr td... huh! Bodo hp nih.. Nasib aku x beli!!".....

Bila dh fedup.... "Makcik oi.. Nih mcm mana nih? Xley scroll pon!!! Bengong la hp nih..."
And dat gurl pandang i yg sedang gigih utk scroll down.. smbil berkata "Akak syg... BB2 belom lg ader keluaran touchscreen...... tuh ader touchpad kan.. kene touchpad tuh.. bukan touch screen....".. Aku pndg muka dia.. PERRGGHHHHH!!!!!!! Sentap mak nokk!!!

Dgn senyum kambing "ooo ye ke? hehehhee.. Saje je.." gagagagagaagga.. Malu shial!! Adoyai..... Sejak pkai touchscreen.. Habis sume bnd aku nk touch... Guna lappy nih td masa nkbukak tab lain, aku siap touch screen lg lappy aku nih...!!! MAMPU??!! Adeq aku tgk siap tny "ayong, ko tekan apa kat screen tuh?" adesh!! 1 tamparan lg!! Dgn muka TOYA, aku jwb "Buang habuk la! huh!".. Sedey hidup aku!!

BTW, just want to share with u guys.. Nnti bukak youtube.. Then search for MADDIJANEMUSIC.. Perghhhhhhhh.. Aku siap add minah nih kat utube lg! Fucking lurv her voice.... Amazing! Awesome! Damn beautiful... Serious mmg sedap suara dia...... huhuhu.....

enjoy this song....




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAz1GpZWxOg

Nota kaki kanan bawah,
Ehem..Ehem.. i attached this vid coz really lurv her voice...
And dd8 dis for someone i love ♥.....

When I see ur face, there's not a thing dat i wud chge,
coz u'r amazing.. juz the way u are..
And when u smile, the whole world stops & stares for awhile...
Coz boy u'r amazing.... JUST THE WAY U UR....
♥ you.......
pOstEd bY::: ♥ Siti Norhumairah ♥ aT 9:05 PM 0 cOmmEnT
LaBeLs:::

Sunday, March 20, 2011

FB wall wa meletup!! Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!!!

post by::: ♥ºmY­­­¯hEaRt^miNd-sOuLº♥

_assalamualaikum_

this is my relation ship status at my fb :

Siti Norhumairah is in an open relationship with Abdul Hafis.
4 hours ago · ·






oppssss... who's Abdul Hafis???? Hurm.. xtau macam mana mau xplain.. kenal dh lama.. Dr dgn fareez lg..... Miss Mr Hafis....

Semalam.. dia ckp sesuatu kat sy.. and after a few minutes.. saya update status berkenaan dgn apa yg dia ckpkan...

perghhhhhh~!! 7org like! N berpuluh2 komen! Hahahaha.... Sgt kontroversi status itu...
But wat is dat? haaaa......
Nih la status nyaaaa :

Siti's Profile · Siti's Wall











Kontroversi huh? gagagagagag.. Am speechless....

diikuti dgn upload pic Mr Hafis (qaseh pranker tuh likee!! perghhh..) :

Siti Norhumairah
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Dan lagi 1 pic.....

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rindu kat dak neh!
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Asalnya wa ingt dia main2 dgn komen ini :

Siti Norhumairah
♥ membooking tiket ke sarawak... melayang MYR400++.. weeeeeeee............... ♥
March 14 at 4:31pm · · ·

nih salah satu komen Apis...


  • Siti Norhumairah bz kalahkn PM... Bie la yg ajak...
    Friday at 2:59am ·
  • Abdul Hafis busy..sbb nk kawen..huhu
    23 hours ago ·
  • Siti Norhumairah u nk kawen ngn sapa?
    23 hours ago ·
  • Abdul Hafis ngn u...soo....syg..nk?
    23 hours ago ·
  • Siti Norhumairah erk.. Abg melamar kt cni? Gagaga... *blushing
    23 hours ago ·
  • Abdul Hafis ye la.syg rasa kite ada kimia x?
    23 hours ago ·
  • Siti Norhumairah bkn takat kimia, bio ngn fizik skali kita ada. Gagaga.... Kan? Kan?
    23 hours ago ·


Lepas aku bg jawapan ala2 main2.... dia jergah kat pm!! (maaf xley attach..... hahahaha)..
Dia tny betol2.... aisehhh.... Speechless kejap mak nokkk!! Adoyai syg oi..... Dia punya nk ckp syg kat aku... Dia pusing cerita 1 dunia smpai aku pon xtau apa dia ckp.. baru dia ckp "I LOVE YOU" di ikuti dgn ayat "Adoi.. Malu la.. huhu"

Huahuahuahua.. Inesen nye inchek Apis.... kakakaka

kontroversi kejap FB wall aku.. dh mcm artis aku rasa~ Popular! Kakakakka

adoyai.... Baru update tuh.. belum lagi invite g wedding..
wakakakaka... Kelakar pon ada.. happy pon ader... Pokok kata... hati manyak happy lol...
kakakaka.. To Mr Hafis.. Thank you so much daddy!

Lagu 'My Baby You' umai dd8 kat apis.. njoy this song apis...... TQ for everything.. Sy jd diri sy dgn anda.. N tenangnya hati nih bila dh bercerita segalanya tnpa ada tinggal 1 pon.. Thnx, daddy....


nota kaki kiri :

wa feeling2 mcm nk g Miri jumpa
apis n nk wat kek utk dia la..
How? CARE x?
titik percintaan bermula dr
kawan sgt menyenangkan
hatiku derrr.... xpyh nk rhsia
pape! Besssttt....

"My baby you
Are the reason I could fly
And cause of you
I don’t have to wonder why"
pOstEd bY::: ♥ Siti Norhumairah ♥ aT 1:58 AM 0 cOmmEnT
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